Zest Aqua, You Are My Cool Wintergreen Breeze

Zest Aqua:

If you were a perfume, I would wear you every day.

(Except the days I wouldn't.)

Do you have a sister named Amarige?

Beep.

Eternity for Men Summer, I choose you.

I've lived long enough and know enough about perfume to be both proud and ashamed that I like Eternity for Men Summer.

What's more is why I like it: It smells like a mashup of Eternity for Men and Escape for Men.

Every time I smell it, I shall think, "I have EARNED this."